*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
HOW STRAIGHT PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
HOW GAY PEOPLE CHANGE CLOTHES:
I personally think it’s important to talk about Bieber’s arrest.
An underaged, drunk driving, arrest-resisting, foreign white boy was released on bond.
Then take a moment to think about the brown boys who are deported for much, much less and the black boys who are shot or beaten to within an inch of life for resisting arrest.
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
Jesus fucking christ now he’s not going to work. I was looking forward to 8 hours alone where I could read uninterupted and play video games but nooooo thats not gunna fucking happen anymore! I like alone time I like quit boyfriends dont understand that and i dont like that